- 颜.赛勒斯 -

now mobile number portability (MNP) makes it possible for everyshits to switch to Maxis n' stil keep their stupid current mobile number oh...
10 great reasons to switch to Maxis..
we have...

1. largest mobile community - over 10million pp are enjoyin' cheaper calls!!
(wat so pa pi oh.. so many shits usin' jus slow donw de service only lah.. wat bout de other 20million?? )

2. best postpaid plan - enjoy rates as low as 10sen/min+1sen/sms ..
( aiyo.. jus for de valuePlus 150++ only wat..other 18sen/min mah)

3. widest international roamin network - have more roaming destinations n' operators than any other network
(i don think so loh.. celcom got "tian di tong" leh)

4. reach any1..anywhere - de ldeader in 3G n' HSDPA wit suprior in-buildin' coverage..
(blush lah..so many cust complain..pukima 3G lah)

5. offer de best family plan -same cal rate+ free cal+ free sms+ free videoCal..
(but then hor.. digi is unlimited free leh.. maxis is limited 1)

6. de most value-for-money prepaid plan - 33sen/min flat rate nationwide wen top up 30bucks fom 8oct-32dec 2008..
(fuck lah.. wan then free for life mah)

7. great customer service - service is award-winning..
( win a piece of jibye lah.. all de shits are sleepin')

8. de leader in data service - turn your mobile phone into your PC..
(pukima meh so mafan)

9. a solid brand wit a solid reputation - winner of internationally-recognized awards..
(win de 2nd piece of jibye then...solid mean clumsy?? it's time to change)

10. switchin' to maxis is so easy - 3000 outlets nationwide wit simple registration..no deposit required..
(wat a fuckin "easy" reason?? mean tat other is so mafan?? need not deposit but advance payment mah)

but then lah.. de only 1 reason why cyrus is seldom usin' his maxis line??
de maxis line suck lah..
how suck then??
cant tel oh..cos i'm bloggin' at my home n' then my home without de maxis line so de communication breakdown loh.. how to cal you guy n' tel leh.. use your jibye to think lah...
anyhow..anyshit of you plan to switch n' apply de maxis..
jus leave me a message ya..
muack..